READ THIS FUNNY JOKE:- IDIOT (get in here)

                    
                                        IDIOT
                            (a joke by HOLYSON)


FORGOD:  Johnbul!

JOHNBUL: Yes sir!

FORGOD:  come here for your lesson.
                    (He came)

FORGOD: How many people came
                 online today on Facebook?

JOHNBUL:  31 People

FORGOD:   How did you know?

JOHNBUL: Because my today's 
                    Facebook post was liked
                    by 30 People with
                    1 comment total 31

FORGOD:  Shut up! Idiot!!

JOHNBUL: Ehee Daddy what's the meaning
                    of that idiot sef my teacher
                     has been calling me that name 
                     since my day one in that school.

FORGOD:  You're crazy,
                   ask Google,
                   Idiot.

JOHNBUL: Daddy I have a question
                    for you can I ask?

FORGOD:  Wow! My son is big and
                   intelligent to the extent of
                  asking his father a question,
                  wow! I love that, ask me
                  my dear.

JOHNBUL: Dad! How many women
                   entered in your room that
                   time my mummy traveled to
                  Kafanchan for omugwo?

FORGOD:  Idiot! I know you don't have
                  a reasonable question to
                 ask oya let me ask you
                 again...

JOHNBUL: No Daddy don't ask me
                 again until you answer me.
                 Tell me now o or I will
                  go and tell my mummy
                  that you opened Women
                  Adoration ministry in your 
                  room when she traveled.

FORGOD:  Bros forget that thing nah
                   oya answer this question
                   now and i will buy
                   something for you, one plus
                   one is equals to dash?

JOHNBUL: Eleven

FORGOD: Good boy! Wow! You're very
                  brilliant
                 (ForGod put his hand inside his
                  pocket brought out money 
                 and gave him then said:) Take
                 this money go and buy two
                 Apples. (He collected the
                 money ran and bought it
                 then came back.)

FORGOD:  Give me one and give your
                   sister the other one then
                   chop the remaining nine,
                         Idiot!😆

                          source @ 9jadailytoast

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